09 June 2007

Common New Mexico Excuses I Will Not Accept in Chicago

"We were at the State Fair all week showing hogs."

"Our bus got stuck in the mud."

"The grader ran through our field and my dad had to re-grade the road himself."

"We couldn't get off the mountain."

"I was thrown off a bull and broke my arm."

"I was up in Santa Fe trying to protect my cock-fighting heritage."

"We were at a cock fight all weekend."

"My steers got out and I had to help my dad catch them."

"I was up all night making goat jerky with my mom."

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