Me: Thank you!
EGIS: So, she's some kind of mix, huh? What kind of mix?
Me: No, she's actually a purebred.
EGIS: Oh yeah, a purebred! So she must be a... what, a pomeranian?
EGIS: Pomeranian? Is that right?
Me: Um, she's a greyhound.
EGIS: Oh yeah, of course! A greyhound!
EGIS: I've never seen a greyhound that looks like that before!
I wanted to say: Hmmm, well, that's what they look like.
or: So actually, you've never seen a greyhound before.
or: A pomeranian? A POMERANIAN?? HA HA HA HA HA!
or: Please stop talking.
I said: She doesn't like men very much.