Yesterday, when I logged in to my blogger account, I had a notice saying I had 28 comments.
"Twenty-eight comments?" I thought. "That's amazing! Twenty-eight comments! That's one for every year of my life! If comments were dollars, I'd have enough to buy fourteen giant boxes of junior mints! Twenty-eight comments! Twenty-eight comments! Woo hoo!"
Then I opened them up. And they were all from "Jason." And they were all about his penis. "I wasn't satisfied with what nature gave me, and you don't have to be either! Blow her mind away! Your beloved woman will tremble as soon as you augument your shaft length!"
Man. Twenty-eight comments, down the drain.
No every year of my life. No imaginary legal tender. No junior mints.
In other news, Jason apparently has a very large wang.